MARY TILLING

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "I absolutely loved this book."

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"Poignant and funny"

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "I laughed and cried. Sometimes at the same time."

When Kate finds the courage to end her marriage of 10 years, she finds herself confronted with the terrifying world of online dating. Keen to hide them from the prying eyes of her daughters, Kate disguises the names of new men on her phone using a code based on her secret stash of treats.

As Kate deals with the new-found hope and heartbreak that dating brings, the chocolate code becomes a hilarious personality profiling tool for all her dates, her sweet temptations: an old flame rekindled, the frustrating catfish, her big brother's best friend and the unstoppable pull of The Player.

Kate has walked away from the security and comfort of her marriage to Dairy Milk. Who will win pride of place in her box of sweet temptations? Will it be the classy Green and Black's, the shocking Kinder Surprise, or the familiar Ferrero Rocher? Will Kate find Mr. Right? Or does chocolate become more than a way to laugh off her experiences, a lifeline to help face her fears of living alone surrounded by her growing family of cats?

This is Kate's story to tell and she doesn't hold back.


***CONTAINS ADULT THEMES***


Mary Tilling is a storyteller who has developed her craft from endless retellings of disastrous love affairs with friends over tea, wine and pint glasses full of vodka and diet coke.

She shares her experiences of the ridiculous world of dating through her podcast, 'Dating Debriefed.'

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